Saturday, November 7, 2009

English Project

hoaaa tadi gw bangun jam 10 dan masih merasa ngantuk , waktu mau tidur lagi uda ditereakin dsuru bangun =3= ini gara gara tugas peresentasi eng yang semalem gw kerjain sampe jam 1. tugas ini mengenai orang yang kita anggep sebagai hero
dan sang master pamela(?) memilih jrengjreng



 gw belom latian sama sekali dan ntar senen jadinya gw bakal tampil di eng 2kali kalo gw sial, soalnya ada lagi retteling story mengenai cerita lucu dan gw dapet giliran paling terakhir. so karena kemaren ga cukup waktunya jadi diundur hari senen. damn 1pelajaran bisa tampil 2x kalo gw gw dapet peresentasinya besok. dan belom lagi gw stress karena takut cerita yang gw ambil dari internet itu gak lucu sedangkan gw uda heboh2 di depan bacain ceritanya. dari pengalaman2 temen gw yang uda tampil kebanyakan pada ga ngerti ceritanya, kalo ga ngerti gimana mau ketawa? trus yang mereka critain hampir semuanya uda pernah gw baca di internet ya ampun=_=  miss memang kadang suka ane2 deh duarduar.
ini nih cerita gw yang gw ambil dari internet

How she knows you love her

The man forces his eyes open, however, and the first things he sees are two headache tablets next to a glass of water on his night table, and, next to them, a single red rose! He sits up with difficulty and sees his clothing hung on the back of his chair all clean and pressed and the rest of the house all spic and span and in perfect order.A man wakes up with a big hangover the morning after attending his company's annual Summer Party. He can't even remember how he got home from the party let alone how he got so drunk and is deathly afraid of what he may have done or said the night before to offend his wife.
Incredulous, the man takes the tablets, then winces when he sees a nasty black eye looking back at him from the bathroom mirror. Then he finds a note next to the red rose on the night table: "Sweetie, breakfast is waiting for you on the stove. I left early to buy the ingredients to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! The note was signed, "Your loving wife".
The man then stumbles into the kitchen and incredibly enough, there is a hot breakfast waiting for him along with steaming hot tea, and the morning paper. His daughter Jessie is also at the table, eating. "Jess... what happened last night?" The man asks, with some trepidation.
"Well, you came home around four o'clock in the morning, drunk and out of your senses. You tripped and fell onto the coffee table and broke it, and then you vomited all over the bathroom floor, and got this black eye when you crashed into the table edge."
Baffled, the man asked Jessie, "Then why is everything in such perfect shape and so clean? Why is there a rose on my nightstand, and breakfast on the stove waiting for me?"
"Oh that, Jessie replies, "Well, Mom pulled you into your bedroom, and when she tried to undress you, you yelled, "Leave me alone, I'm married and I love my wife!'"


err is it funny? minimal are you laugh? =3=
gw maluuuu aa soalnya ntar terakhir2 gw bakal kae teriak gitu dan kalo ga ada yang ketawa haih mate dah X (
dan ntar untuk membuatnya cerita lebih hidup gw menggunakan property sedangkan yang lain ga ada yang make hoah ya uda lah uda terlanjur gw siapin kenapa ga dipake?


itu notes nya iseng gw tambain cap bibir gw bahahaha sekseh kaan A___A
bunya mawar beli di bookstore = 6000


duh wish me luck deh ya? okok? heheh muaah : *

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